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"I need a nap and an orgasm."

— An Ancient Proverb, probably (via thegreatmadman)

(via annii06)

Anonymous: What are you doing rn?

Listening to Tumbleweed Connection. 


I am a staunch believer of the importance of the Scientific Method.

But I believe in two things without evidence or proof and based solely on eyewitness testimony:

  1. Intelligent non-human beings have visited the Earth and continue to do so.
  2. Thick thighs have prevented the deaths of more than one person.


Little known fact: I want to talk to my followers